Friday, August 17, 2012

BREAKING: New Arsenal Crest for 2012-2013

(Editor's Note: I love Arsenal dearly. This just felt an appropriate, light-hearted joke today as news of Alex Song's departure broke.)

Wednesday, March 7, 2012

Breaking: UEFA charges Wenger

Arsene Wenger has been charged by UEFA after his comments about the performance of the match official during the second leg of Arsenal's Champions League Round of 16 tie against AC Milan.

Because Arsene has been a repeat offender in recent years, UEFA have moved to alter the punishment with something more corporal as, clearly, suspending the Frenchman has not worked to curb his outspoken dissent.

Reports this morning had UEFA disciplinary officials jetting into London for crisis talks with the notoriously stubborn Wenger. After a closed doors meeting at the storied London Club's headquarters at London Colney, Wenger was spotted carrying out his punishment under the watchful eye of UEFA officials.

It is not yet understand if Wenger will be able to guide his team through Champions League qualifiers in August, should his team qualify.