How fitting, a dry patch bereft of football

In what is shaping up to be either Mel Brooks Movie Stills Week or Looney International Heroes Week, just came across this little diddy in the Daily Mail. Granted I think my four year old cousin could do a better editing job (Reebok must focus their hiring policies on the home supporters in their not-so-hallowed ground). All the same, better than retread quotes from players who are forced to speak. Next time you get upset about a report concerning comments from a player dear to your heart, just try to decide what you'd do when you're facing a crew of reporters for days on end through an international break. And remember, in 2009, people can translate.